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Interesting Roguelike, but kinda lame,there's not that many levels, there's no item to collect, it's just meh.

KJScott responds:

I don't disagree with you, these were some ideas I had started two years ago when still learning Pico8/Lua so had a lot of issues. I finally decided to finish them off so they were at least "done". RPG v2 does have potions and skill/spell books to pick up, but no weapons in more traditional roguelikes.

Speaking of an old forgotten game that's one of them. This fangame was nothing outstanding, but I say it's worth playing, so go ahead.

Also the NG version gives me 403 errors, so I had to play the game on Itch.io.

Vidyabatter responds:

Fixed

There's literally nothing there, it's the most barebone joke game I've played here.
Even the buttons are kinda ugly and uninteresting design-wise and there's only 10 of them.

Meh, mediocre.

Only positives are the music and the cursor, no idea if you made them, but since everything else is so low effort I kinda have to doubt it.

OSIRISSK responds:

thanks for the feedback, goodbye

Some unfair and unpredictable patterns for a game where the thing I control is slippery as hell and slow. Please fix the game man, it's frustrating.

maccawtpi responds:

the point of the game is that it’s supposed to be unfair and frustrating. i might do something about the speed sometime in the future though bc it is really slow

Strong reverb on the intro cutscene and the main menu is kinda ugly because the pics overlap the frame of the TVs. Also kinda dumb to have to use the z key to jump when the up arrow and space key are left unused. TL;DR: Controls on keyboard aren't all that great.

Other than these 3 problems, the game's not bad.

PizzaKiddo responds:

Thank you for testing our demo prototype and all of your feedback — main menu is a WIP placeholder and incomplete. Keep an eye out for updates coming in November 🍕

Ok so you tell me you made this when you were 11, are you 12 right now?

This is so bad and if you didn't "remix" someone else's project I'm sure the gameplay would've been the worst thing ever.

SonicWackyspeed responds:

No I'm 13 and it took me a long time to do that so if you could stop judging that would be nice, I was in the 5th grade, that was ONLY two years ago.!

How do I even start playing? I literally clicked on that smiling dude 10 times and nothing happened, I tried every button on my keyboard and of none them did anything (yes this includes enter, spacebar, z key, x key, c key and shift), I tried clicking on the triangle on the bottom right and it opened a new tab to youtube.

Can you please add a tutorial is this too much to ask?

Sulfur-Cretin responds:

Click the play button right under the title, should be floating up and down slightly :)

Not bad, was this for a game jam?

JoeInventor responds:

No, I just wanted to make a very hard game :)

Brutally honest, if any of my reviews upset you, consider this https://youtu.be/YQbMtvQowX0
If you got mad by a review made for some1 else then that's for you https://youtu.be/zEAStIBmNUs
Besides that, shoutout to Top Hat Gaming Man and The Spiffing Brit.

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