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Ugly, repetitive, weird are all the labels I would give this game.

Honestly wish it was a funny shitpost, I'd give it a higher score just for being funny.

iamcheeze responds:

well i tried my best for the time i was given! im sorry you didn't like it :(

Super Mario Galaxy, but in 2D.

KhaosKitsune617 responds:

D2 no tub ,yxalaG oiraM repuS

These bastards take so many hits to die. Gud game otherwise.

I unironically like the music too, so if you post a link to where you found it that'd be great.

Simple and decent.

JoeInventor responds:

Thanks!

Moderatively funny shitpost, but def not your best work.

The key press combo doesn't work for me BTW, sucks to be a poorfag with a poorfag keyboard.

ZabuJard responds:

idk why it dont work for some ppl : O it work 4 me

I accidentally clicked outside the screen and followed one of the authors of the game. Also why is there so much stuff onscreen at all times, there should be a curve of difficulty, but instead the game goes over 10 at start.

It doesn't help that I'm on a computer with a mouse and all that, it seems that the gameplay was made this hard specifically for Android phones because you got a pair of thumbs to click on everything at once.

EDIT: I dare anyone on PC to score above 61 and get into the leaderboards, I'm sure you can't with a mouse. I think it'd already be a miracle if you somehow manage to get 30 points.

LeviRamirez responds:

boo hoo

pollyanoid responds:

skill issue

Interesting concept, but the execution could be better, it's a tad bit boring and I'm not given any instruction during gameplay, so I mostly don't know what to do.

For example I didn't know what those purple boxes do until I jumped into them out of curiosity. Is it too much to ask for a sign that simply explains the basic mechanics?

chiptami responds:

skill issue

First of all, this isn't a roguelike I don't know what it is, but it's incoherent. What am I supposed to do to win? I'm outnumbered and my gunshots don't go where they should. I can't target the enemies when I need to, the punches literally don't do anything on the enemies, I can't take cover, what is this for a strategy game where all the odds are against you?

Atleast make something interactive similar to the binding of Isaac, I'd understand what to do!

Other than that the graphics are good, they're as good as they're going to get in PICO without some 3D shenanigans going on and I liked the sound effects, too bad this game has no music tho.

spoike responds:

Next update will add a stun effect for a turn when you punch the bandits.

As for gunshots not going where they should; the revolver barrel's six chambers corresponds with the 6 directions the player is able to shoot at. The bullets that are highlighted indicate there is a target at that direction you can shoot at. Walls and fences block the line of sight. Hope this helps!

It was okay I guess, tho I don't think I'll ever play it again TBH.

Also the game is criminally short. You could have done more with it.

vitmg responds:

Thanks for the feedback

Brutally honest, if any of my reviews upset you, consider this https://youtu.be/YQbMtvQowX0
If you got mad by a review made for some1 else then that's for you https://youtu.be/zEAStIBmNUs
Besides that, shoutout to Top Hat Gaming Man and The Spiffing Brit.

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