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358 Movie Reviews

Cool, but extremely short and generic. Woulda given you moar stars if it was longer and maybe more interesting.

someguyonngidk responds:

well it was kinda my first sprite animation. i was just experimenting with it.

Music name?

ZabuJard responds:

its red hot chili pepers - californication

He's not really eating it, he's chewing on the one part he bit off for 1 minute and 20 seconds straight.

Recent Game Reviews

344 Game Reviews

"Error
Failed to initialize graphics."

Can't play, can't rate, get the average. Maybe it's the best thing ever and I'm missing out, but even reloading the page doesn't do jack shit sadly.

Really a cool little shooter game, kinda reminds me of Isaac especially the artstyle.

The difficulty tho it's a little bit too easy TBH. Maybe the full game will have enemies that require a good reaction time to dodge. Atleast I hope it does.

Okay so let me get this straight:

This is buggy, but like extremely buggy.
At some point I got to the town and couldn't backtrack. There are no warp zone to go back to the previous screen and I got no idea why. I unironically thought I got softlocked and I wasn't planning to replay this thing all over again.
I bought a new hammer, but this only lasted the Wario bossfight and I don't think it even does double damage like advertised.
The final boss battle is literally impossible normally, you have to die during the second phase and then when Mario's back to full health it is finally possible to beat it. I even tried to use the boo thingy, the healing shroom and the thunder thingy, but they didn't work, none of them worked.
Also the boo thingy and the thunderbolt didn't work with Wario either. Why even have these items at all if they don't work you need 'em?
I can spam the jump button to become invincible, this is the only reason I got so far into the game. I only realised this was a thing in the Wario bossfight and then realised how broken this is whilst fighting the final boss.
Since this is episodic, all the progress I've made will prolly be lost, all the items I bought will be lost.

I'm not going to surgarcoat it just cuz it was made in Flash and just cuz RPGs are usually the hardest types of games to code, this is a 3 stars game at best.
I'm also going to be real with ya, this should have been a movie and I'd have been more generous. I know this was made with Flash, but this was still a bad experience and anyways I've played Flash games that weren't as buggy as this before like that Mario fighting game.

The only saving grace is there was an attempt, so it looks decent and it works like it should most of the time and I liked some of the music, the sewer music as Luigi was a fucking banger.

MetaMike responds:

I understand how not being able to backtrack in certain areas could be annoying, but this game would be an absolute nightmare in file size and coding if one could backtrack the entire game. Also there really isn’t a reason for backtracking here.

Thank you for saying something about the hammer not being available after the Wario fight, I just recently added the Wario fight and I left a piece of coding in there that resets the players items and health after that battle, I'm sorry for that. But I now fixed it and you saved other people from getting that nasty glitch also.

I did think I should probably drop the final boss fight hp btw so I definitely understand that.

I can probably fix some other things as well, I appreciate the constructive criticisms

Recent Audio Reviews

100 Audio Reviews

That's a DOOM level alright.

The intro is also kinda meh, it gets better after 1 minute.

This song is a vibe.

Cool

Softboy7 responds:

Thanks! :)

Recent Art Reviews

307 Art Reviews

It looks great man.

Wholesome comic. That dude's a jerk.

Bruh it's so weird how the whole premise of FNF is that some random dude always wants that chick, so then there's Boyfriend and that random dude trying to prove to her that he's the better singer.
Add to that the whole multiverse thing with all the mods out there and then this becomes smth like this in the end. Boyfriend just can't win every rap battle it's impossible.

Brutally honest, if any of my reviews upset you, consider this https://youtu.be/YQbMtvQowX0
If you got mad by a review made for some1 else then that's for you https://youtu.be/zEAStIBmNUs
Besides that, shoutout to Top Hat Gaming Man and The Spiffing Brit.

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