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CyberRobotnix

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This shitpost is fun.

I know it's not really supposed to be a video game and all that jazz, but I am thankful you've made and posted this. Have my stars dude.

I love this Papers Please clone NGL. It works surprisingly well.

There is really nothing to see here, move on guys, it's just an endless game of give beverage to NPCs with no way to Game Over. I'm sure if someone was sent to purgatory he'd be told to beat this game, lol good luck on that one.

Also this is probs the ugliest VHS filter I've ever seen. It's super excessive, I don't think CRT TVs' outputs are this bad.

Mhiw responds:

There is actually a way to die: if you get -5 points. Thank you for you comment, this is just a quick game I made over a weekend (3 days) just to make something. It might revive some updates later. Thank you anyways for responding!

>This is a roguelike game, so it has randomly generated levels!!
Yeah no, no offence, but I'm going to put a doubt on that. Having random levels isn't enough it needs to be a RPG too and have permadeath. So yeah nope TBFH.
You're really stretching the ass out of the definition for roguelike on this one just sayin'.

Anyways the game's hella fun. The controls work well and are responsive enough, altho shit keybinding, but yeah you also need to fix that rocket lmao.

Interesting rage game, kinda unique.

It's probably a great game, but I have no idea where to click, the only things that do anything are the toilet paper roll, the toilet (must click on the top or it does nothing for some reason) and the radio, but they're all useless.

DenThatDude responds:

rip career over

Doesn't work, won't load.

cringeypicofilms responds:

It should be fixed now. try it

Brutally honest, if any of my reviews upset you, consider this https://youtu.be/YQbMtvQowX0
If you got mad by a review made for some1 else then that's for you https://youtu.be/zEAStIBmNUs
Besides that, shoutout to Top Hat Gaming Man and The Spiffing Brit.

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