CyberRobotnix's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Picokaiju]

Heh it was okay, I wish there was more to it because the game eventually gets repetitive.

Also the controls aren't great too, almost everything needs to be done thru a menu and I hate that, the game could have used more keys from my keyboard instead.

[Guncho]

First of all, this isn't a roguelike I don't know what it is, but it's incoherent. What am I supposed to do to win? I'm outnumbered and my gunshots don't go where they should. I can't target the enemies when I need to, the punches literally don't do anything on the enemies, I can't take cover, what is this for a strategy game where all the odds are against you?

Atleast make something interactive similar to the binding of Isaac, I'd understand what to do!

Other than that the graphics are good, they're as good as they're going to get in PICO without some 3D shenanigans going on and I liked the sound effects, too bad this game has no music tho.

spoike responds:

Next update will add a stun effect for a turn when you punch the bandits.

As for gunshots not going where they should; the revolver barrel's six chambers corresponds with the 6 directions the player is able to shoot at. The bullets that are highlighted indicate there is a target at that direction you can shoot at. Walls and fences block the line of sight. Hope this helps!

[Sh*t Rainbows Piss Thunder]

Too hard TBH. Can't get past the second level and I don't know why.

[FLY OF DEATH]

It was okay I guess, tho I don't think I'll ever play it again TBH.

Also the game is criminally short. You could have done more with it.

vitmg responds:

Thanks for the feedback

[SUPER MINECRAFT KID: THE GAME]

Incoherent game.
My character walks too quickly to react, I don't know where to go and worst of all,when I try to take the road to bring the sword to the history teacher it just keeps teleporting me back home.
It's a bad game mate.

BRUHMAAAAN responds:

Sorry if michael moves too fast,i was coding this game in a slow pc and he was really slow for me,also the road has different lines color that teleports you to other places

[Boo!]

Decent puzzle. It actually gets to make me think hard in the later levels.

[Song for a bird]

Cute.

[Logica Emotica]

Peak mediocrity in video game form.

-Uses almost exlusively stock assets with minimal appeal, the emojis are making me irrationally angry and the music is incredibly annoying.
-The puzzles are no-brainers for the most part. I only got stuck twice in the entire game.

The cherry on the cake is the promotion of his mobile app in the title screen, so that's only another layer of irony. Oh and apparently it has 25 extra levels totaling 50? Playing 25 was already enough, to anyone reading this, there are plenty of good puzzlers on Newgrounds, but this one ain't one of them.

[Gappy 2]

Really not a fan of games inspired by Super Mario Run. I played a couple of levels before stopping entirely. The graphics aren't the best either and the music is minimalist.

LeviRamirez responds:

You don’t know

[RetroShooti (DemoScene)]

Sussy game.