00:00
00:00
CyberRobotnix

339 Game Reviews

103 w/ Responses

Holy hell this is boring, even the Legend of Zelda (A game that heavily inspired Isaac) is more fun than this. (Can't comment on Rogue, never played it)

What's more funny is the massive stretch of calling itself "Roguelike" and "Roguelite" in the tags like another review by Tyler pointed out, atleast Isaac has a more creative level design other than "go North until you finish floor" and it has also items that you have no idea what effects they might have until you use them.

As for the gameplay: The game is very slow paced and extremely easy, atleast Binding of Isaac requires a ton of quick-thinking and understanding how to move around enemies and projectiles to not get hit.

It's all style no substance.

So this thing was born on Newgrounds wow, learn a new thing everyday I guess eh.

The graphics barring the ugly pink coating the whole screen are meh, didn't really like the artstyle.
The gameplay is lame, but it works I guess, so.
The best part of this game was easily the music.

I rate this meme a 9/10.

Am not smart. :^(

These bastards take so many hits to die. Gud game otherwise.

I unironically like the music too, so if you post a link to where you found it that'd be great.

This game really uses very ugly colours and annoying sound effects.

Also I broke the ingame tooltips. When I hover some objects I want to check, nothing shows up.

Got nothing to say really, it's fun for a few minutes.

It's pretty much what I'd think a classic Newgrounds Flash game would be like TBH.

Too simple of a game to be enjoyable. Not enough efforts were put into this which is sad, it could be a lot longer with a ton of strategising and planning ahead in mind.

Brutally honest, if any of my reviews upset you, consider this https://youtu.be/YQbMtvQowX0
If you got mad by a review made for some1 else then that's for you https://youtu.be/zEAStIBmNUs
Besides that, shoutout to Top Hat Gaming Man and The Spiffing Brit.

@CyberRobotnix

Trocolour elephant god

Hobbyist

Joined on 6/5/22

Level:
17
Exp Points:
2,904 / 3,210
Exp Rank:
20,817
Vote Power:
5.87 votes
Rank:
Police Officer
Global Rank:
10,276
Blams:
152
Saves:
772
B/P Bonus:
10%
Whistle:
Normal
Trophies:
4
Medals:
293