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CyberRobotnix

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Ugly, repetitive, weird are all the labels I would give this game.

Honestly wish it was a funny shitpost, I'd give it a higher score just for being funny.

iamcheeze responds:

well i tried my best for the time i was given! im sorry you didn't like it :(

Super Mario Galaxy, but in 2D.

KhaosKitsune617 responds:

D2 no tub ,yxalaG oiraM repuS

This is so nostalgic OMG bro!

Love the music and graphics, but the game's a little bit repetitive and it would help to tell me what I'm supposed to do because I'm given no instruction.

It's really annoying not being able to play the game just because I have no idea how to play it.

Either make an ingame tutorial or atleast tell me how to do anything in the game's description.

Holy hell this is boring, even the Legend of Zelda (A game that heavily inspired Isaac) is more fun than this. (Can't comment on Rogue, never played it)

What's more funny is the massive stretch of calling itself "Roguelike" and "Roguelite" in the tags like another review by Tyler pointed out, atleast Isaac has a more creative level design other than "go North until you finish floor" and it has also items that you have no idea what effects they might have until you use them.

As for the gameplay: The game is very slow paced and extremely easy, atleast Binding of Isaac requires a ton of quick-thinking and understanding how to move around enemies and projectiles to not get hit.

It's all style no substance.

So this thing was born on Newgrounds wow, learn a new thing everyday I guess eh.

The graphics barring the ugly pink coating the whole screen are meh, didn't really like the artstyle.
The gameplay is lame, but it works I guess, so.
The best part of this game was easily the music.

I rate this meme a 9/10.

Am not smart. :^(

Brutally honest, if any of my reviews upset you, consider this https://youtu.be/YQbMtvQowX0
If you got mad by a review made for some1 else then that's for you https://youtu.be/zEAStIBmNUs
Besides that, shoutout to Top Hat Gaming Man and The Spiffing Brit.

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