CyberRobotnix's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metsu: The Game]

I got no words to describe this cancer, forreal WTF are these BGs always MLP or Vaporeon?
Also there's more than that that makes this game stinky, but I'll leave it at that.
It's bad and cringe. If atleast it was funny maybe I'd give it 5 stars just for that alone.

[Scythe of Souls]

Mediocre vampire survival clone. Everything just screams lazy in this game like the fact the protag isn't even animated and you can very easily go out of bounds.

[Bloodsoil]

Everything works surprisingly well together. Def worth playing. Kinda repetitive tho.
There's also a story for those into that.

[Arcane Maiden]

The game takes 1 full minute to load. When it's done though, the game then shows me a bluescreen followed right behind by a blackscreen. Can't play it, no idea if good or not.

[Martian Tokusatsu]

I see a wojak, I click on it and then turns out the game is crap barely put up together in RPG Maker.

Have you even playtested your game dude? The background is awful and keeps vanishing that's prolly the worst part cuz now it's a black void and I can't even read what's written.

[Cheese Cats]

Very fun game, easily my favourite this year so far.

The graphics are great and the gameplay is unique.

EDIT: The game should explain its mechanics better, like how low ratings have said.

I'm going to do a quick TL;DR, so to begin the cat's hands are sticky so they stick to surfaces when holding the mouse bottons, it's basically what you meant by "grab", but this prolly doesn't explain how to travel well. Left click for the left hand, right click for the right hand BTW this is how you climb those fridges. Also not explained is how ducking works, you can get a buttload of aerial speed by holding down then pressing both left and right on the mouse.

The "how to play" really explains nothing and there's no ingame tutorial either, the very little you learn you learn it from NPCs, 1 per level. This is kinda embarassing NGL.

Noodle-Hair-Dev0 responds:

Thanks for playing!! :D

[Sonic Combat]

-This game is a janky ass mess.
-The enemies are not worth fighting, they do too much damage. It's just better to run past them.
-Missed opportunity for the boost to do actual damage to enemies which would make make perfect sense, but no apparently.
-No combos, no aerials, no crouching, nothing in terms of player movements. It's the most barebone fighting game I've played on this site ever.
-I don't even know what happened in the bossfight with Metal Sonic, he was at 100 HP the whole way through and somehow he still died out of the blue. His movement was super janky too, I somehow got him stuck and welp you know the rest.
-Sonic needs to shut the fuck up TBFH.

I also beat the whole game with all the awards, so whoever reads this just go away this game sucks don't bother, trust me I know what I'm saying.

TrickWithATwist responds:

I'm sorry that you did not like the game :(
Thank you for taking the time to get all the medals and share your thoughts. I'll use this criticism to improve as a game dev.

[Get Witchy]

The controls are weird. It just doesn't feel good to play. I like the music and graphics tho and maybe it's a me problem.

[Baldi Clicker Or Something]

Funny for 5 seconds, atleast it's better than most of the stuff I see under judgement.

Also the ruler doesn't make the right noise FYI.

ParappaTuber responds:

The Ruler Slap Is Supposed To Be The Snap.

[Porklike]

The controls are really weird, I wasted a skill because I thought I could cancel with X which does cancel the inventory menu. It's also very cryptic how to use abilities in this game.