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From the thumbnail alone I knew this wasn't going to be great.

I think the worst part of this game is just how generic and uninspired this is.

The writing is also pretty bad too, everything seems to have gone thru Google translate.

The only real positive is the music, that's definitely the highlight of this game.

splashykarp responds:

Sorry you didn’t enjoy it. Thanks and we appreciate your criticisms and concerns as well as extend our thanks for trying out the game. We’ll be sure to improve on the criticisms and win you over on our next project. 👍

I mean sorry for he harsh criticism, but what is really there to enjoy? The game also runs off Scratch and the only way to have "online variables" or whatever the site calls them is to be logged in, so I'm basically fighting against bots who move around randomly. It's boring, simple as that and I've played a bunch of .io inspired games.

I guess you tried.

Maybe you should start to use literally anything else to code your games in. GDevelop has online capabilities and a leaderboard, it'd work with what you're trying to do.

GameplayStudios responds:

Sorry about your Experience, but I have tried GDevelop before but I literally have no idea how to use it that well. Also, Currently my Computer is literally so awfully buggy and laggy. So I have to use my other computer which is a chromebook. All I'm doing is just trying to make it a simple game not meant to take lots of hours to play. Also, I am currently trying to learn other code like Java or Python. I don't really know how to do things that well. Although, thank you for your Feedback. Please send Any suggestions that you want inside of the Games Subreddit, r/dog_io.

Boring, I hate how slow the main character is and he can't even touch grass when he's in towns.
Also why does the text in the textbox just scroll so slow to the left when I hold space, I just want to read fast. This problem is made even worse because I probably would have to check my stats every now and then which basically does the same thing.
The description says it's an open world, but it's about as open as Super Mario Odyssey. I entered some sort of cave or tunnel and then some random fuck said I needed a passport to move on. "Open world" yeah right.
Overall very disappointed, but I liked the music though.

Decent, but fairly generic otherwise. Ok so for the good things, first the graphics are 10/10 with ambiant lighting and all, always love seeing this in pixel games. The puzzles are also often a good pace breaker. The environment is fantastic.

Now I think this game is very generic and overdone, it could have been more special, but it's just your run-on-the-mill dungeon crawler with added puzzle elements kinda like Zelda. I think there's room for improvement. Another issue is that it's easy to get lost, you're given no instruction on where to go and what to do.

Quite lame unfortunately, but it works and it'd make a good enough stealth game for a game jam or a ludum dare.

I think what's most interesting is the premise. You'd think the rabbit would just beat the turtle fair and square when he runs way faster than him.

It's okay, I'm not too into walking sims and Yume Nikki styled games anyways. The main music's a tad bit grating which made me mute it to enjoy the game.

Cute little RPG. The humour tho got a little annoying.

This is absolutely cursed.

EDIT: Guys don't use Game Maker it's trash. Use something like Godot and you won't have problems.

TCzombie responds:

We're moving to Unity going forward yeah.

I saw that one video where someone just put mayo and nothing else in the burger, good meme there bud. The game itself is fun.

I got to punch Osama Bin Laden. That's an automatic 10/10 in my mind.

Brutally honest, if any of my reviews upset you, consider this https://youtu.be/YQbMtvQowX0
If you got mad by a review made for some1 else then that's for you https://youtu.be/zEAStIBmNUs
Besides that, shoutout to Top Hat Gaming Man and The Spiffing Brit.

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