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CyberRobotnix

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Boring, I hate how slow the main character is and he can't even touch grass when he's in towns.
Also why does the text in the textbox just scroll so slow to the left when I hold space, I just want to read fast. This problem is made even worse because I probably would have to check my stats every now and then which basically does the same thing.
The description says it's an open world, but it's about as open as Super Mario Odyssey. I entered some sort of cave or tunnel and then some random fuck said I needed a passport to move on. "Open world" yeah right.
Overall very disappointed, but I liked the music though.

Decent, but fairly generic otherwise. Ok so for the good things, first the graphics are 10/10 with ambiant lighting and all, always love seeing this in pixel games. The puzzles are also often a good pace breaker. The environment is fantastic.

Now I think this game is very generic and overdone, it could have been more special, but it's just your run-on-the-mill dungeon crawler with added puzzle elements kinda like Zelda. I think there's room for improvement. Another issue is that it's easy to get lost, you're given no instruction on where to go and what to do.

Quite lame unfortunately, but it works and it'd make a good enough stealth game for a game jam or a ludum dare.

I think what's most interesting is the premise. You'd think the rabbit would just beat the turtle fair and square when he runs way faster than him.

It's okay, I'm not too into walking sims and Yume Nikki styled games anyways. The main music's a tad bit grating which made me mute it to enjoy the game.

Cute little RPG. The humour tho got a little annoying.

This is absolutely cursed.

EDIT: Guys don't use Game Maker it's trash. Use something like Godot and you won't have problems.

TCzombie responds:

We're moving to Unity going forward yeah.

I saw that one video where someone just put mayo and nothing else in the burger, good meme there bud. The game itself is fun.

I got to punch Osama Bin Laden. That's an automatic 10/10 in my mind.

It's an okay clicker game, there's nothing really interesting going on really and overall I'd say it's mind-numbing. I'm giving it a high score though because the graphics are cool.

Brutally honest, if any of my reviews upset you, consider this https://youtu.be/YQbMtvQowX0
If you got mad by a review made for some1 else then that's for you https://youtu.be/zEAStIBmNUs
Besides that, shoutout to Top Hat Gaming Man and The Spiffing Brit.

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