(Make sure to go all the way down the post to see the updates if they're there OFC)
I literally just got banned for "Argumentative BS stemming from 4-days ago. See you in the new year."
The rationale is fucking hilarious too, first it implies I was bringing an unrelated argument when the post was made, it was also literally 4 hours ago, not 4 days ago.
Even then what does that have to do with anything? I literally just called him autistic for doing something insane, I see other people do it and they don't get banned for it.
This is the post that got me banned BTW, it then got deleted:
Also reason number 2 is equally as hilarious, I was apparently being argumentative. I'm not going to go thru FunkBRs' post history SJW-style just to find it, but I recall that he was stirring the pot intentionally when someone died. Literally gravedancing, he didn't get banned for it. It's not like Donald Trump or Hitler died either, it was the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh and Funk had a personal beef against him, claiming that dude ruined his childhood. A few months later, he made a whole ass bait thread just to spite that one dude, this is way more time than "4 days ago" like on my ban. If this isn't rulebreaking, how is my post rulebreaking?
More recently, Dingleberry Clock got a whole thread locked because he was having a spat only because some people were saying that objective morality exists. He called me a Christsucker, not very cash money of you bro. Literally namecalling here.
Why the fuck do I get banned for basically the same thing (Calling someone a retard) when they never got banned for bullshitting threads in the forums? Or insulting?
1 last thing that happened literally this month was a troll thread by an alt account called C0LAF3TI5H that was just titled "NG is full of liberals, neckbeards and incels. CHANGE MY MIND.", it didn't get locked right away, but also it kept being bumped by people who just took the bait and replied to this dude. He didn't get banned for posting this, but if I made a similar thread I'm sure I'd get banned right away and the thread would get deleted instantly.
Can't I be a little bit edgy on a forum full of edgelords who make troll threads, insult me sometimes and derail threads to the point they have to get locked? Even if what I posted was against the rules, you can't just enforce them on me, but nobody else, you enforce the rules on everyone or these rules shouldn't be there.
Funny part is it's always TurkeyOnAStick who bans me, I repeat always. Literally the same mod who tried to cancel another BBS user for an offensive tweet he's made that had nothing to do with the convo at all, even admitting refusing to read into the actual conversation and the screenshots on there. It's obvious he's got a problem w/ me and several other users on the BBS, why is he a mod? Someone told me Funk used to be a mod, but he got demodded for "behaviour issues" or whatever. I'm hoping the same thing to happens to this guy because that's gross behaviour.
Update 08/01/2023:
To confirm what I had in mind above, I actually contacted Turkey first to report someone's extreme shitposting.
Here's each link from the screenshot down there. You be the judge, but it's real damning evidence of rulebreaking:
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1516166/5
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1517586
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1517582/2
And I wasn't fucking kidding with what I said in this DM since I got banned from the BBS for less than that.
To show that he wasn't banned since I didn't hear back from Turkey, I took a screenshot of Crowless' recent posts, he was still posting long after I contacted Turkey so he didn't get banned and that mod just doesn't care what he was doing.
He only cares when I step out of line, but nobody else matters in his mind. Isn't that crazy?
On an unrelated note this dude is dense, apparently he got banned from the art portal and he started immediately sending me DMs accusing me. Mate I was going to report you to the forum staff, but apparently other people have reported you too. WTF are you doing with your life, go outside.
UPDATE 27/01/2023:
This one will be short, but when someone necroposted a random post and added nothing to the discussion, Turkey did nothing to him, but when I reply to him, Turkey deletes my reply. Yeah it's small compared to everything before, but might aswell be worth a mention as a reminder, basically repeating the fact that this mod holds a grudge against me and a few other forum-goers.
For context it was in the politics forum and based on what Tom Fulps say the quality of discussion is to be held at a higher standard there supposedly atleast.
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1501245/5#bbspost27619311_post_text This breaks the second paragraph on Tom Fulps' rules. I'm sure I'd get banned if I did that.
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1500159#bbspost27619329_post_text He basically tells him to shut the fuck and has a meltdown. I'm sure I'd get banned if I did that.
Also mini-update related to previous update, but Crowless eventually got banned from NG as a whole, his entire account was evaporated. Turkey literally refused to forum-ban a hooligan who'd eventually get banned from the entire site, just think about that.
That's all.
UPDATE 04/03/2023:
Nothing that has to do with me, rather I want to signal boost someone else's post.
https://badunkadunkgecko.newgrounds.com/news/post/1342153
Drunk Gecko is being unfairly banned exactly like me for things that are completely stupid and definitely not worth a ban over. Recently he was accused of causing drama just for pointing out that someone was acting retarded. mmh Déjà-vu isn't it?
Nobody would have to call anyone out if they didn't swarm the BBS with garbage like I'm not going to pretend NoobClock666 is the only one to blame here, same goes to Funkbrs for his own shitposts, but I'd like to never hear of either of them because they really add nothing constructive to the site.
Malachy you're being fucking cringe right now, I just want to let you know that. Get over yourself.
UPDATE 21/03/2023:
WE GOT ANOTHER MALACHY MOMENT GENTS!
DrunkGecko was again unfairly banned by him go figure.
https://badunkadunkgecko.newgrounds.com/news/post/1346592
Also he decided to leave Newgrounds because of Mist, a furry, flat-earther, pedo who hates him. Dumb cunt has even sent me DMs just to tell me DrunkGecko is sick and stuff. Apparently, that was enough to convince some peeps.
Here's what DrunkGecko had to say lately.
Ironically enough, this is another example of the golden double standard™. I've seen people joke about porn and sex on Newgrounds more than I did any other site.
Let him say whatever the hell he wants dude. Let him shitpoast in peace or atleast hold everyone accountable, it's not hard to enforce a rule for everybody.
I really don't think I'm next in line to be Malachy's punching bag, but still holy shit cringe. I heard other people have problems with this mod, so he still got plenty of people to be annoying to.
UPDATE 22/03/2023:
Guyz I mad a smol coolag plz tell me how gud it is.
Joking aside, I still remember when Turkey deleted one of my comments for alluding to him and I'm pretty sure I also got banned once for alluding to Pudgie because she was either annoying/seeking attention or saying stuff that's delusional at the time. The post I was replying to in the first screenshot was also alluding to people like Pudgie because they're children, but anyways that's not the point.
Why am I not allowed to allude to people I find annoying, but Marcus49 is allowed to allude to DingleberryClock and I guess me any day of the week? (Yes he holds a grudge against me because I made him look like an ass in public once which he blocked me for I think, all because he was insulting someone else BTW.) Infact he got called out by Dingleberry immediately after and was then yelling "Stop stalking me.", dude that's not stalking, he's using a public forum like you do right now.
It's worth repeating ad nauseam, so I bet if I acted like he did RN I would get banned from the BBS, but he didn't get banned (not even a slap on the wrists) for acting like a twat and trying to take the piss out of random people online which I'm sure are part of written or unwritten rules onsite, atleast they're rules enforced on me but no other perp ever.
mini-Update 26/03/2023:
Bruh, can't even express myself on the forums. I literally broke no rules at all and my comment still got deleted. Thanks-a-lot Turkey, or whoever did this.
Update 30/03/2023:
If you would stop deleting my fucking comments and stop banning me over the most banal and unjust shit ever that I know for fucking sure others on the forums would unironically write in full, then this post would've never been made and it would've never been updated for this long. You made me do this dude and you aren't the only mod on the BBS that's being a problem here.
And those account you're speaking of, it's been eons ago! Hell some of the websites I got banned from like Twitter have a reputation for banning out of the blue and sometimes for no reason. Hell there have even been leftists on Twitter who whined for getting banned from the website. You are a leftist, you could get banned esp right now since it's no longer Jack in charge, but Elon Musk instead. It's a stupid argument, why do you even care for things that have happened 5 to 6 years ago!
The website you literally got that info from is a personal blog run by a keyboard warrior sperg who hates me and even tried to fucking doxx me once. Do you really think you should go and take that information from this one dude who was extremely online at some point? The very same website has a nasty article on the LGBT community that hasn't been updated because the dude who runs this glorified blog went AWOL. YOu can go read it right now, just go to the search bar and type "LGBT" or "LGBT trolls".
Hell want to hear another fun fact about that website? It itself got banned from a hosting site called Miraheze, for all the petty shite you're giving me for being banned from some sites years ago, the site you're parading has also gotten banned before with the dude who made it and I'm not going to namedrop him, but you'd know who because he edited the majority of the articles, his name is everywhere on the website. So yes his Miraheze account also got banned for abusing multiple accounts. Just stop being a douchebag and I'll stop ever updating this. You're not even living rent free, I don't ever think about you until you treat me like garbage for speaking.
On the 22/03/2023 update of this post, I also talked about how I couldn't allude to anyone, but others could. Ironically you alluded to me here for whatever reason because you got a fucking problem with me. I honestly hope Tom Fulp does something about you the same way Seth and DrunkGecko would've hoped he did something about Malachy.
PS: To anybody else reading, the website has a bunch more things written out about me to smear my name, so I really don't want to link it there if it's going to be used to attack me. Like it literally unironically calls me a robot fucker at some point in the article and even tries to make me out to be an alt-righter which isn't even true, I fucking hate those guys.
If staff or another mod I can trust wants to read the article I'll send them the link gladly, the article's a bunch of old shit from angsty edgy teenager me and the fact Turkey just doesn't even care and will use anything to hurt me should speak more of his character. You're disgusting dude, I've said it once when you were bullying someone else on the forum over something that was totally offtopic and I'm not afraid to repeat myself here, you've got a problem dude.